Why a girlfriend is like a pair of sunglasses.

1) Its hard to find the perfect fitting pair of sunglasses, just like its hard to find a girlfriend that fits you perfectly.

2) When a pair of 'sunnys' is exposed to too much dust, your vision is distorted. Similarly, sometimes arguments may make you forget what you saw in her originally.

3) They need constant cleaning with a cloth (Don't use rough material to wipe it or you will scratch it!) You need to give your girlfriend TLC (tender loving care) on a constant basis.

4) A good sunglasses is expensive. Girls are, in general, expensive to woo.

5) Sunglasses are fragile. Just like how one's girlfriend's heart is fragile.

6) They look after your eyesight. Girlfriends look after you when you are sick.

7) A good pair of sunglasses can stay with you forever. If she loves you, she will stay with you forever and be your wife.

Chris says: "For the record, I lost my expensive ESPRIT sunglasses in school the other day. Real bad luck + carelessness on my part. At least, i still have a wonderful girlfriend to more than make up for this."

(Disclaimer: I don't mean to be sexist, if by any chance i unintentionally sound sexist.)